Sunday, March 21, 2010

u and ur music

just read an article in reader's digest
on a connections between music genre and one's personality

well about 90% of it true for mine
i don't know if it will work for you though

BLUES
high self-esteem, creative, outgoing & at ease

ROCK/HEAVY METAL
Low self-esteem, creative, not hardworking , not outgoing, gentle, at ease

RAP
high self-esteem, outgoing

OPERA
high self-esteem , creative & gentle

COUNTRY & WESTERN
Hardworking, outgoing

SOUL
High self-esteem, creative, outgoing, gentle, at ease

REGGAE
high self-esteem, creative, not hardworking, outgoing, gentle, at ease

DANCE
creative, outgoing, not gentle

INDIE
Low self-esteem, creative, not hardworking, not gentle

BOLLYWOOD
creative, outgoing

JAZZ
High self-esteem, creative, outgoing, at ease

CLASSICAL MUSIC
High self-esteem, creative, outgoing, introvert, at ease

CHART POP
High self-esteem, not creative, hardworking, not at ease

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anyway
i just want to say something about what i don't really fond of when i am driving a car

you know 
people tend to babbling about the way i drive and how should i drive

oh no
IT IS NOT ABOUT THE WAY I DRIVE ACTUALLY
BUT THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO SHOW THEY ARE SUPERFICIALLY SKILLFUL THAN ME WHEN IT COMES TO DRIVING
uh uh

the things is
THE PERSON WHO ALWAYS DOES THAT IS THE ONE WHO ALWAYS GRAPPLE WITH ACCIDENTS
yeah i mean it when i say
ALWAYS!
wtf?!

 why don't you shut your fucking mouth
and leave me alone
i am not fond of this kind of attitude
this is so fucking annoying and irritating
every now and then my head is like waiting to explode but trying hard not to

plus you are always shouting at me doing this and that as you like
i was like
what the hell is that man!
I AM JUST BESIDE YOU
ONLY A CENTIMETERS AWAY! 
AND YOU ARE SHOUTING LIKE I AM 1,000,000 YARDS AWAY
this is wrong
SO WRONG!
this is so fucking crazy
i am suffering even when i am not suppose to

''ateem! signal depan tu!''

"ateem! tengok kiri kanan sebelum lintas!"

"ateem! lajunye kau bawak!"

"ateem! eee dekat sangat tu dengan kereta depan!belakang sikit!!!"

"ateem!dah dah!jangan dekat lagi la!ee kau ni!"

"ateem! ee!tak nampak ke kereta depan tu!esh"

arghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG!
are you kidding me??!!
stop pissing me off!
it wasn't me who hit a car while on a reverse gear
got hit by a lorry?
priceless!!
you are ridiculing me dude

just because you got your P license before me
you are acting like
 i-know-better-than-you-fuckhead-so-follow-my-instructions-properly

plus 
dah lah menumpang kereta aku
lagi mahu arah-arahkan aku?
kelakar amat
kalau nak sangat bawa la kereta sendiri
tak sedar dek untung betul

so before my patience running out
and before my head explode 
and you sure don't want it to happen
please just sit still and let me drive peacefully
thank you

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aha!
percaya atau tidak
kamu text saya
dan saya balas 1 patah perkataan

kamu pelik kan?
sebab the next text you sent was like

''uh uh.ok?..bla bla bla...''

see
aku dah tak excited macam dulu dah
aku dah berjaya kawal diri
wahahah
i am so proud of myself!

daaaan
aku balas text kau pun the next day
i was like restraining myself from replying all your messages
ffuuuuh
how hard is that

dan alasan adalah sebab aku tak ada kredit
it was just a lie man
kehkeh
kredit masih ada lagi rm7 kot
[proud proud proud]

ah 
dan kau kata aku susahkan diri top up hanya untuk balas text kau tu?
pbfffttt!
hahaha
well you are wrong mister
very wrong indeed.





3 shouts:

atul said...

whi is that mister la dey?

Datema said...

nobody la dey
:p

Ndea Anuar said...

omg ateem. 3 stories in one entry. lols.

i second the 2nd part. u're rite. have u shout this out on that bitch's face dear? i really2 think she/he should know how to behave as a passenger. even if u ARE driving recklessly (katekanla kan), she shouldn't have said things like that which could bring u down to earth. that's so humiliating, kan. menjatukan air muke org namenye.

huhu.