.Jokes.

haha..kali ni aku nak post pasal jokes..memang klakar..so sape-sape yang stress sekarang ni sile amek masa kejap baca ni dengan minda yang relax...

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

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There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.



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